N-am chef de nimic. De ceva vreme. E aiurea rău. Şi, evident, nu am nici inspiraţie pentru blog. Am primit ieri un mail cu nişte glume şi m-am gândit că dacă tot nu pot să îmi fac datoria de entertainer ce îmi revine ca administrator al acestui spaţiu virtual, măcar să vă fac un pic să râdeţi pe barba altora. A celor care fac bancuri bune. Have fun!
1. When I was born, I was given a choice: a big dick or a good memory.
I don’t remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object.
Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature’s way of saying ‘No hardfeelings…’
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: ‘don’t’ and ‘stop’, unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man’s life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, it’s lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Q: What’s an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing…
15. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don’t have eyes.
16. Despite the old saying, ‘ Don’t take your troubles to bed’, many men still sleep with their wives!!
